The Deadly Infant GI Tract

HumorMD Jr. has continued to educate me for the past few days. You always think you will teach your kids a ton, but so far it has been totally reversed. As a physician, I take pride in the fact that I can stomach most anything. Have pus coming from all orifices of your body and your abdomen is blown open? No problem. As a matter of fact, I think it's time for lunch. HumorMD Jr. does his daily diaper blowout? The civil alert sirens go off. It is like nothing I have ever seen. My respect for pediatricians has exponentially increased. As an internist, I used to think of the peds crowd as a weaker breed. If you can deal with what I just saw coming from that baby bottom, then you are a real man as far as I'm concerned.

Since HumorMD Jr.'s gastrocolic reflex is that of a grown man, we will continue our introduction to grown man sports today. We are watching College Gameday together as we speak. Hope the rest of you enjoy your Saturday!